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On the Fifth Day of Christmas

Yesterday  on Day 4 of

The Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas

Shehanne gave you

calling birds

You know, I wonder if these are prison birds and they’re lining up for their weekly call?

Shehanne and I are re-inventing the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas.  Frankly, it’s the same song, ours just has more red in it. Red’s hot and sexy, right ;)  But, of course, since we both write sexy romance, we’re putting our own sexy twist on the song in honor of the cover reveals for our upcoming releases from Etopia Press. 

Shehanne created such a lovely picture I decided to steal it.

book names

Each day we’re giving away the next lyric in our song, and on December 24th we will reveal the covers to our new books, which will be available on January 17, 2014 through Etopia Press.  All the details can be found on Day 1.   But the most important piece of info is the giveaway.  We each have one!  So check out Shehanne’s and this is mine.

Cover Reveal Giveaway FwB1

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What’s your favorite Christmas carol?

As a minimum you must leave a comment with an answer to the above question. Don’t forget to leave your name and email so you can be entered to win. 

Note: Winners will be chosen after the post on the 24th. (Since Christmas is in there, just give us an extra day or two to make the announcement).

As an extra bonus!

Stop back in on the big reveal day (Dec 24th) , tell me what you think of my cover, and I’ll choose a second person to win a $10 Amazon Gift Card.

Now, on to the fifth line in Anne and Shehanne’s – and this is a good one!  ;)

The Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas…


One the fifth day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…



Now, we’re getting somewhere ;)

4 Silk ties,

Silk ties

Oops, sorry, keeping in the red theme…

silk ties 1

Three French kisses,

French Kisses

KissTwo lace stockings,

red stockings

And a brand new pretty red thong.

Red thong

Meet Connor2

Check the Rafflecopter link for even more chances to win.

It’s the weekend folks, time to finish your Christmas shopping.  Stop in on Monday, Dec 16th where I’ll have the link to Shehanne’s blog and she’ll post the next lyric in our Christmas song.  We promise the second half of the song will have just what you need to help you out with those five orgasms! :)

Happy Holidays!


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  7. I can never manage to remember the original song but I’m having no difficulty remembering this new version xD Love this!

  8. Anne Lange says:

    Oh, I don’t know, Noelle, I have absolutely no trouble at all with this particular lyric…singing it that is…;) You just have to stretch it out a bit. I won’t say anything more. ;)

  9. LOL! Now, which one of you two thought up five orgasms? (it’s really hard to get it into the meter of the song, you know. The mind boggles at the next lyric…. ;-)

    • Noelle…not telling tales here but my hand is staying down!! Anne did a pile of work for this. Like I say I prefer just to lie on my ass. But I think ut can be sung just fine if you stretch the words…. You sing. Hey Anne, should be get Noelle to record it ? YES!!!

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  11. Ranting Crow says:

    But but Damn. now I sit here promised I would behave and get a Lyric like this.
    Lovely and spicy Christmas that is going to be.

  12. Of course..what else..

  13. Anne Lange says:

    The red blush of her skin :)

  14. OOOH!!! Anne, love it today. And I must say it looks classy. Just not sure how you are gonna keep up the red theme with an orgasm pic…

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