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On the Seventh Day of Christmas

Shehanne and I are re-inventing the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas.  It’s the same song, ours just has more … interesting stuff in it.  We’re doing this in honor of our upcoming releases from Etopia Press

 Book Titles

Each day we’re giving away the next lyric in our song, and on December 24th we will reveal the covers to our new books.  But the most important piece of info is the giveaway.  We each have one!  So check them out for chances to win.

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What’s your favorite Christmas carol?

As a minimum you must leave a comment with an answer to the above question. Don’t forget to leave your name and email so you can be entered to win. 

Note: Winners will be chosen after the post on the 24th. (Since Christmas is in there, just give us an extra day or two to make the announcement).

As an extra bonus!

Stop back in on the big reveal day (Dec 24th) , tell me what you think of my cover, and I’ll choose a second person to win a $10 Amazon Gift Card.

Now, on to the seventh line in Anne and Shehanne’s

The Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas…

One the seventh day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…

Seven awesome sex toys

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And no, these are not just items you’d find around your home. Well, I guess you might. Though not in mine. I’m a good girl ;)

I bet Shehanne thought I’d be really bad with this one.  Personally, I think I like the penguin.  Isn’t he cute? What’s my makeup brush doing in there?

Six Sex positions


Hmmm, I’m not sure I’ve ever done it while crouching.

So, instead pick six from the book of 100




Do you need to stop and take a moment?  Maybe for a smoke or a cold glass of water?


4 Silk ties,

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Three French kisses,

French Kisses

KissTwo lace stockings,

red stockings

And a brand new pretty red thong.

Red thong

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Happy Holidays!

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0 Responses to On the Seventh Day of Christmas

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  5. I don’t need toys, I can still have lots of fun without them! loll
    Really love your book cover, two is fun, three is better!!!

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  7. Now, even I am gob smacked. I’ve never seen ‘toys’ quite like that before!! Very inventive. Like Elyzabeth, I’ve tried singing your song. It’s really hard to sing when you keep bursting out laughing. :-) Good fun girls.

  8. Ranting Crow says:

    Not sure those CUTE toys would help get to the 5 orgasms. But one can try. Ha ha to funny the tongue machine. slapping its tongue around.
    I left a caterpillar at the ex. they are to funny.

  9. I have actually managed to sing the song! LOL Got to stretch it a bit in some parts, but it sounds good. And, Anne, you can’t be a good girl if you’re rewriting a 12 Days of Christmas song this way *grin*

  10. A good girl? Anne….. I think you better expect a lotta comments from Ranting Crow….

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