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On the Ninth Day of Christmas – it’s Mom’s B-day

Can I just take a moment to wish my mom a Happy Birthday!


WHAT?   I’m staying in theme here…besides she told me she wanted a man for Christmas…

images639TQF3KMom. :)

Shehanne and I are re-inventing the lyrics to The Twelve Days of Christmas.   We’re doing this in honor of our upcoming releases from Etopia Press

I’m starting to feel like a commercial LOL :)  But our product is better ;)

 Book Titles

Each day we’re giving away the next lyric in our song, and on December 24th we will reveal the covers to our new books.  But the most important piece of info is the giveaway.  We each have one!  So check them out for chances to win. Hop on over to Shehanne’s blog to see what she’s sharing with us today while I’m over here having fun with my eight Santa’s. ;)

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What’s your favorite Christmas carol?

As a minimum you must leave a comment with an answer to the above question. Don’t forget to leave your name and email so you can be entered to win. 

As an extra bonus!

Stop back in on the big reveal day (Dec 24th) , tell me what you think of my cover, and I’ll choose a second person to win a $10 Amazon Gift Card.

Now, on to the ninth line in Anne and Shehanne’s

The Twelve Naughty Days of Christmas…

One the ninth day of Christmas, our true love gave to us…

Nine whips and handcuffs

whips photo

For the eight  Smexy Santas


Whips, and chains for him?  He just doesn’t strike me as a whipped cream and handcuff guy.   Uh, nope, I’m giving them to these guys…

Pick-A-Santa Sexy Santa Men

Let me just grab some extra


So I can use

Seven sexy sex toys

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For six new sex positions


then I’ll have



4 Silk ties,

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Three French kisses,

French Kisses

KissTwo lace stockings,

red stockings

And a brand new pretty red thong.

Red thong

Are you out of breath yet?  Me too. So are Angela, Tyler and Connor.

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Happy Holidays!

 Christmas 5

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0 Responses to On the Ninth Day of Christmas – it’s Mom’s B-day

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  4. Anne …I’m worried re the six new positions but only five orgasms…..

    • Anne Lange says:

      LOL! I’m not, it wasn’t happening for the one so switched to another, then…oh yeah, that works! ;)

      • Ranting Crow says:

        Pretty sure it can easy take two positions before a lady can enjoy an orgasm. lucky we have 7 santas and some toys. always a spare or two. you know men.

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  6. Happy Birthday Anne Mom… Hope u ladies area raising a glass…Off to sort me blog out now doll….. Let’s hope I get the day right this time.

  7. Ranting Crow says:

    Ha ha that is so cool. nine whips and handcuffs. 8 santas going kinky with so much toys.
    And a happy birthday to mumsy
    But that is one thong. one lady and a lot of whipping up cream if there are 8 santas

    • Anne Lange says:

      Maybe it’s them who have to keep up with her, Ranting ;) They can do the work, she simply enjoys the benefits! :)

      • Ranting Crow says:

        Sure put the men to work again. leave the unwrapping or wrapping done by the ladies right. Ha ha but so many whips and handcuffs. i think the men are in for a surprise there.

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