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San Diego or Bust and Lemonade!

I’d like to welcome Vicki Batman today.  Vicki writes contemporary romance. Her current release is San Diego or Bust!  And stick around because Vicki is sharing a cool, refreshing drink with us today.

Hi Vicki! I’m so glad you could join me today. Tell us a little about yourself.  How did you start writing?

I blame it on Tom Jones and my friend. We were traveling home from a girlfriend trip and she began asking silly questions. For example: Pick one- Tom Jones or Engelburt Humperdinck. Silly me picked TJ. Her next question was: write the opening paragraph of a book using the word window. I had nothing. So two days later, I plopped in front of the computer and ended up writing eight chapters. I haven’t stopped.

What drew you to this particular genre?

I like writing first person and contemporary romance seemed a natural fit, although there are slight deviations. My unsold romantic cozies and I did sell a paranormal sensual romance.

(Anne) I personally find writing in first person difficult.  I can do it, had to for some classes I took, but it wasn’t comfortable for me. Kudus to you!

Have you ever considered another genre?  And if so which one?

Like I said, I haven’t sold my romantic cozies (but cross fingers I do!). And yes, there’s that very sexy paranormal romance.

What is the single most important part of writing for you?  

I’d rather write. Get the story down fast and furious. 

Where do you start when writing? Research, plotting, outline, or…? 

Yeah, none of the above because I’m a Plot (ter) + (pant) ster = Plotster. I get an idea and take off with a zoom. But a romance has a hook, stuff happens in the middle, black moment, and a happily ever after. With those elements in mind, I construct my story. 

(Anne) I do the same!  I go, go, go until I get stuck, stuck, stuck. :)

What do you do when you’re not writing?

I love to needlepoint, not the fancy stitches, just a kind of paint by number canvas in simple basic stitch. And read. And play mah Jongg.

(Anne) Oh lord, I haven’t played mah Jongg in years! Though I was trying to explain it to my daughter not too long ago.  

So tell us, what’s next for you in terms of writing?

Working on two holiday stories. Have some submissions out. And will probably indie pub a short collection next February. 

Okay, what is your favorite part of this particular story, and why? (Hopefully you can tell us without giving anything away J )

When I explained to a friend about how San Diego or Bust is written, she went, “Oh, it’s written Hangover style.” I’d never thought of it in those terms and loved what she said. So Hangover style means Backstory, usually a big NO-NO. But somehow, I did it.

(Anne) LOL! I’ve never heard that term before.   

Would you share an excerpt with us?

SANDIEGOorBUST333x500Gladly!

Blub from San Diego or Bust:

 Is her Mr. Right the right Mr. Right?          

My boyfriend is a dirt wad. I just decided.

With a humpf, I dragged my pink tote up the narrow aisle to the plane’s exit, accidentally banging it into the seats along the way. The relieving notion of being back home in Sommerville caused the tension in my chest to fade a smidgen.

A quick peek to the exit told me where Davis, my boyfriend, stood waiting for the okay from the ground crew to head out. His glance my way didn’t look at all pleasant. Similar to one wrapped in disappointment with a downward tilt of his mouth.

I didn’t care much. I just decided.

The words creep, jerk, moron, and “why in the hell am I still dating him??” jumbled my thoughts around. My heart pounded as anxiety ratcheted inside me again.

Maybe I shouldn’t. Maybe I should not put up with him anymore.

The deepest part of me knew I shouldn’t be with Davis Griffith Swansea, III any longer. I was just in denial. Over the past year, I’d had brief, momentary twinges of dumping him; then, he’d go and do something incredibly romantic like bring me Godiva chocolates—“I know how you love these.” Or buy me a new book by my favorite author—“I happened to see this today.” Or whisk me off to an intimate dinner à deux at the latest and greatest bistro–”I know you’ll like this place.”

My head had gone stupid.

Author BIO

Like some of her characters, award-winning author, Vicki Batman has w06 2012 VBauthor photoorked a wide variety of jobs including lifeguard, ride attendant at an amusement park; a hardware store, department store, book store, antique store clerk; administrative assistant in an international real estate firm; and a general “do anything gal” at a financial services firm–the list is endless.

She has completed three manuscripts, written essays, and sold many short stories. She is a member of RWA and several writing groups and chapters. In 2004, she joined DARA and has served in many capacities, including 2009 President. DARA awarded her the Robin Teer Memorial Service Award in 2010.

Most days begin with her hands set to the keyboard and thinking “What if??

And just in time for summer, Vicki is sharing a recipe with us for a refreshing summer drink and it looks so good!  I love Lemoncello. Who could pass this up?

glass of lemonadeLemoncello Lemonade

  • 1 large can of lemonade
  • A bottle of lemoncello
  • 1 can of lemon-lime soft drink
  • 1 lemon, washed and cut into thin circles

Make lemonade with two cans of water. Add the soft drink and the lemon. Stir well. Pour over ice and add a splash of lemoncello. It’s addictive!

If you’d like to buy Vicki’s book or connect with her, please check out the links below.  Thanks for stopping in today, Vicki.  It’s been an absolute pleasure!

Purchase San Diego or Bust

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Spotlight

Author Spotlight: Melissa Snark

I’d like to welcome Melissa Snark today.  Melissa writes erotic romance and paranormal fantasy. Her current/upcoming release is Hunger Moon.

hunger moon_680Blurb:

Valkyrie Victoria Storm desires nothing more than to provide her wolf pack with a safe haven, but her position as priestess to the Goddess Freya also brings with it certain… obligations. Not to mention complications.

War with the Barrett family resulted in the deaths of her parents and most of her pack. Now, hunters are hot on the trail of the remaining pack members. Sawyer Barrett, a human hunter hell bent on revenge, is convinced that Victoria murdered his brother. He will stop at nothing to see her dead.

Victoria must defend the survivors and somehow lead them to safety.  Months on the run has weakened the pack, and there are newborn pups to protect, making swift travel impossible.  Ahead, the promise of refuge beckons.

Their best chance for survival lies in Sierra Pines, California: Arik Koenig, a powerful, dominant male wolf. He promises to protect and provide for the pack, something Victoria knows the pack needs for survival. His mysterious past is riddled with violence and death, including the slaughter of his entire family twenty years before. His wife died under mysterious circumstances and his son, Logan, is rumored to be her killer.

What is truth? Who can she trust? The desperate spirit of Arik’s murdered wife calls out for help, and Logan begs for assistance in clearing his name. Victoria must solve a murder that has pitted father against son, rooted in a mystery reaching back two decades. Her quest starts her on a journey from the human world to Odin’s Valhalla and back again.

Victoria will find salvation or face destruction beneath the Hunger Moon

Congratulations on your new release, Melissa!

Tell us a little about yourself.  How did you start writing?

Hi! I’m a stay at home, mother of three children, and author. Before I had my daughter, I was a claims adjuster with a major auto insurance company. (Hint: “You’re in good hands.”) I have a B.S. in Business from Arizona State University, and I’ve worked professionally at a documentation specialist for medical device companies and a technical writer for software engineering.

Before I started writing, I’d been a voracious reader for years. I dabbled in writing off and on through the years, experimenting in various genres. I’ve always wanted to tell my own stories so I eventually made the natural evolution to fiction.

What drew you to this particular genre?

I love fantasy stories of all types so it was a natural fit. I’ve read all of the Laura K. Hamilton’s early Anita Blake books, Karen Roberson’s Sword Dancer books, Charlaine Harris’ books, Steven Brust, Mercy Thompson by Patricia Briggs… To name a few.

Have you ever considered another genre?  And if so which one?

Yes, I also write romance novels and I’ve considered trying my hand at a detective series. I dabble in humor writing on my blog, although it’s more accurate to say that I observe and report on human nature.

(Anne) I’ve read your blog – and LOVE it! 

Where do you start when writing? Research, plotting, outline, or…? 

I sit down and start writing. I usually know the beginning, middle and end in my head. Some plot points may be fuzzy but I never work from a whole story outline. At most, I might write a chapter outline but for the most part I fly by the seat of my pants. 

What did you learn from writing your first book?  

Egads. More than I can possibly recount. I’d say my most valuable lessons for the first novel had to do with maintaining an active voice. Very early on, I tended to slide into passive voice so it took some retraining to unlearn those bad habits. I also learned quite a bit about staying in the character’s point of view. Head hopping was also another one of my early foibles. 

How many hours a day to you spend writing? Do you have a routine? 

Approximately two hours a day. I’m lucky if I can manage more than that. I also spend time maintaining my blog, answering emails, managing my website. Editing eats up another good chunk of my time.

(Anne) I know what you mean. There’s never enough hours in the day. 

If you could give the younger version of yourself advice what would it be? 

Slay those adverbs. To misquote Steven King: the road to hell is paved in ly-adverbs. 

What’s next for you in terms of writing?

I’m working on the next novel in my Norse Werewolves Urban Fantasy series. The second Victoria Storm novel called “Battle Cry”.

Would you share an excerpt with us? 

Victoria felt him before she saw him. His power washed over her with the force of an incoming tide, as dark, mysterious and unstoppable as the ocean. Her wolf rose to answer his instinctive response, defiant and determined. She challenged his power and altered the irresistible flow so it passed around rather than over her. Before she reached the office entrance, the male werewolf responded to her presence and surged to his feet. He rounded the desk, demonstrating extraordinary grace and strength, and she braced for a physical confrontation. He dwarfed her in both height and weight.

As soon as their gazes met, they locked in a dominance contest. His narrowed eyes pierced hers; the light-pigmented brown irises were the color of honey and eclipsed the whites and round black pupils. Wolf eyes.

Victoria did not approach with her head low or avert her gaze. Instead, she challenged him outright, radiating defiance, posture stiff and erect. While they faced off, she regretted the tactical error, but it was too late to rescind. Her stubborn pride permitted no retreat, and it went against her nature to submit.

“Let’s take this outside where there are no humans to bear witness,” he said in a deep, resonant voice she found appealing.

Aroused, her wolf took an immediate interest in him as a fine, fit male animal. For the first time, Victoria noticed his physical appearance, and her wolf found him more than acceptable. She estimated his age as being in his late thirties. He in no way suffered for the smattering of silver hairs that peppered his dark head. He was a perfect specimen of a man.

Distracted, Victoria broke eye contact, but not to submit. She ran her gaze over his body with blatant approval, lingering on his broad shoulders and chest, muscular arms and legs. He wore a tailored navy suit with a light shirt and dark blue tie. From the way his clothing fit, there was not an ounce of spare fat anywhere on him.

His features possessed splendid symmetry, though a silver scar on his right cheek marred his perfection. The shape of his brow, nose, and lower face hinted at a distant Roman heritage. High cheekbones alluded to his Nordic blood. He cleared his throat, and Victoria scented both his arousal and amusement.

“Did you come to challenge me, or do you have something else in mind?”

His devilish smile hinted at a sense of humor, and Victoria seized on the opening. A ballsy gamble carried inherent risk, but her initial inept blundering had left her with no other graceful out. Her eyes rose to meet his once again.

“I am Victoria, daughter of Adair and Katherine, High Priestess of Freya, Lady Valkyrie, shaman, and healer,” she said, making her boast. “I am also the Alpha of my pack, and I am seeking a mate. I have come to assess whether you would make an acceptable suitor.”

“You’re kidding.” He registered surprise and disbelief.

Victoria arched her brow. “I am not.”

 

MelissaSnarkAuthor BIO

A friend asked me once how I chose my pen name. I told her the following: “Melissa, because when people mix up my first name, it’s the most common goof up. Snark, because it amuses me. A) I love the word ‘snarky’ and B) I love Lewis Carroll.”

“For the snark was a boojum, you see.”–Lewis Carroll

As an individual, I’m sarcastic, stubborn and blunt to a fault. I have a strange sense of humor and I like to laugh (usually at my husband or children), but also at myself. I’m not particularly extroverted, although I do enjoy time with my family and close friends a great deal.

At the moment, I’m a stay at home mom who writes in my spare time. I’ve got a B.S. from Arizona State University in Business, and I’ve worked a variety of different jobs, including as a medical device documentation specialist, a technical writer, and an auto liability adjuster.

I live in the San Francisco East Bay of Northern California with my husband, three kids, and three cats. My hobbies include roleplaying, cooking and reading.

I maintain a blog, which I update regularly at  http://melissasnark.blogspot.com/

I enjoy hearing from my readers, so please drop me a line at MelissaSnark@gmail.com.

Connect with Melissa

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Guest

The Wolf’s Daughter: Tala & Matt

the Wolfmans Daughter by Patrica LaBarberaThe Wolf’s Daughter

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Patricia La Barbera

When her mother dies, Tala returns to her New   Hampshire hometown, and violent memories assault her. She struggles against supernatural powers to save her former high-school boyfriend, Matt. Tala stays alone in the family’s bleak house, next door to a cemetery. She finds amulets, macabre newspaper photos, and her grandmother’s diary, all hinting at an animalistic strain, for which a remedy may or may not exist. She must prevent her enemy, Willis Sharp, from obtaining an amulet, which would increase his power and his danger to Tala and Matt. In her grandmother’s diary, she reads about a man accused of revolting brutality and discovers he’s the only one who can help her. But she has to risk confronting him by traveling through the wilderness of wolf territory.

Interview with Tala and Matt 

Patricia LaBarbera Image1Patricia: Thank you, Tala and Matt, for consenting to answer some questions for your fans today. I’ll start with one. Not many people have favorite tombstones. Could you tell us about yours?

Tala: (Smiling at Matt) I can answer that one. My house is next door to a cemetery, and as a child I always played in it. Even when I was a teenager, it was a peaceful place to take a walk. That is until… (Glances at Matt) Well, you asked about the inscriptions, so I’ll tell you. One man’s epitaph is “Till we meet again.” That’s Matt’s favorite. Thirteen years after her husband died, his wife died, and her epitaph is “We meet again.” That’s my favorite.

Patricia: Hmm. That does show devotion. Well, on to some more questions. I have e-mail messages here. This one is for Matt from Jennifer in Portland, Oregon. “When Tala left Wolfeboro ten years ago, did you ever think you’d see her again?”

Matt: No, never in my wildest dreams. When Vanessa told me she was coming back to town, I couldn’t believe my ears. I’d been seeing someone for several months, but as soon as I heard the news, I broke up with her.

Patricia LaBarbera Image2Patricia: Wow! You were that sure she’d see you again?

Matt: (Reaches for Tala’s hand) We broke up under horrible circumstances. I still have nightmares about it. I know Tala does, too. (Matt frowns and then smiles at her). But I’m an optimist.

Patricia: Here’s a question for Tala from Stephanie in Bismarck, North Dakota. “How has it been since you’ve been back in town other than getting back with Matt?” 

Patricia LaBarbera Image3Tala(Sighs) Well, I’ve had some trouble with someone who’s harassing me. I even had the locks changed because my mother had given him a key. He claims my mother sold him the contents of the house. He’s been threatening me, and I don’t think he’s just warning me about legal proceedings.

Matt: If he ever—

Tala: (Gives him a worried look and puts her arm around his shoulder) It’s okay, Matt. Calm down. You don’t want to get upset, remember? (He looks away from her).

Patricia: We have time for one more question. This one is addressed to both of you from Katie right here in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire. “Stories have always been told, mostly in whispers, about both your families having different kinds of so-called strains. People with one type have some kind of violent effect on people with the other one. Could you once and for all settle the rumors?”

Matt: (Shaking his head) That’s not something I’m willing to talk about.

Tala: (Glancing at Matt) I’d rather not address that, either.   

Patricia: Well, thank you, Matt and Tala, for sharing with us. And Jennifer, Stephanie, and Katie, we appreciate your questions.

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Patricia LaBarbera Image4Author Bio: Patricia La Barbera, MFA, is an author and editor, who specializes in genre categories. She’s an active member of the Horror Writers Association and a member of Mystery Writers of America. Various magazines and anthologies have featured her work. She’s also the organizer of the Sarasota Editors Association.

The next book in her series, The Tala Chronicles, is The Wolf’s Revenge. Its release is upcoming. She lives in the Sarasota, Florida, area with her husband, Bob, and an adored black psycho kitty named Maeve.

Visit Patricia at:

 Website | Blog | World Castle Publishing | Facebook | Twitter

 editor@patricialabarbera.com

I’m at the #StayingHomeParty with #TRS

It’s the 3rd Annual Staying Home Party being Hosted by TRS

May 1 through May 5!

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Stop in and check out all the TRS authors who are participating. I’ll be providing you with a different post each and every day. Stop in, leave me a comment, and be entered for a chance to win in the giveaway! I’ve got a $10 Amazon gift card to give away to somebody at the end of the event.  Check out my posts!

May 1: Staying at Home with Worth the Risk (PG Excerpt)

May 2: Taking a Risk  (watch the video for Worth the Risk)

May 3: Worth the Risk   (Adult Excerpt)

May 4: Meet Molly Simpson  (Character Interview)

May 5: Meet Tanner Daivies  (Character Interview)

Cover Reveal

Affairs of the Dead by A.J. Locke Now Available

On April 11,  A.J. Locke  was here talking about upcoming release. Well, Affairs of the Dead was released yesterday, April 19th.  Below is the beautiful cover, and the links for where you can buy A.J.’s book. And if you’d like to see what she had to say while she visited with me, just check back to this post through this link:

Tell us a little about yourself, A.J.  How did you start writing?

 

Affairs of the Dead-AJ Locke

Blurb: 

Necromancer Selene Vanream helps ghosts settle their affairs so they can fade to the afterlife. However, after her rule breaking methods of helping her clients lands her in trouble, she’s downgraded to tracking ghosts who hide out, since ghosts that linger too long become murderous beasties. And here Selene thought having an affair with the boss would get her out of trouble, not into it.

While tracking, Selene finds Ethan, a ghost who claims he was kicked out of his body and someone else jumped in. Reanimation, the power to resurrect the dead using souls of the living, would be the most likely explanation if only it added up to how Ethan became a ghost. What’s worse, partnered with Micah — a one night stand who turned hostile after –, Selene investigates brutal murders that turn out to be linked to Ethan.

When an unforeseen complication with Ethan arises and puts Selene’s life in danger, she suddenly has very personal reasons to get his body back. Throw in a shifting relationship with Micah and a suddenly possessive boss, and Selene will learn just how much trouble you can get into when you don’t follow the rules.

 

Buy Affairs of the Dead

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Guest

Gemma Juliana and To Kiss A Leprechaun

 Gemma Juliana is back with me today, talking about her writing, and giving us a peek into one of her current releases.  On Monday, she gave us a fabulous Middle Eastern Recipe. Today, we’re just hanging out and chatting.  And, don’t forget that Gemma will be back again on Friday.

Gemma writes several genres and launched her indie publishing career with three novellas in the Sheikhs of the Golden Triangle series in February.  

Tell us a little about yourself.  How did you start writing?

I started writing when I was fourteen. I’d written before then, but that was the “conscious beginning”. I joined RWA thirty years ago, while expecting my first child. I wrote a couple of stories, got some very encouraging rejections, then moved to Europe and put my typewriter away for fifteen years. Joined RWA again for several years, became discouraged with the state of “organized publishing” and am thrilled to be indie-publishing. Finally the journey has begun!

(Anne) They say third time’s the charm!

What drew you to this particular genre?

I’m an all-over-the-place writer. I love romantic suspense, have enjoyed more than one sheikh romance in my day, and so the Sheikhs of the Golden Triangle series was high up on my list. There’s something about the exotic settings, the extremely alpha males, and the undercurrent of danger that just keeps me turning pages.

Have you ever considered another genre?  And if so which one?

I’m releasing some contemporary bride books this summer as well as paranormals and fantasies. I’ve also got several children’s books planned under a different pseudonym. There just aren’t enough hours in a day!

(Anne) Don’t I know it!

What is the single most important part of writing for you?

I love world building and turning up the suspense. Interweaving characters and timelines. Watching a character try to figure out who to trust, who to love. Most of all, I love surprising the reader with unexpected endings. My best surprise ending so far is in Christmas Spirits.

(Anne) Oh, I love surprises. No, actually I don’t. I’m one of those people who peek. Yup, that’s me.

Where do you start when writing? Research, plotting, outline, or…?

It always starts with an idea that hits me out of the blue. I plot it out a little to see if I stay excited about it, do some research if necessary, and start writing. I am a pantser more than a plotter. I’ve noted many great story ideas over the years and new ones come to me often.

What did you learn from writing your first book? 

That I can write more than three chapters… that I can write The End and feel a great sense of accomplishment! Writing a book is a journey, and can help with real life problem solving. 

How many hours a day to you spend writing? Do you have a routine?

I should have a routine, but I still homeschool a child and help my husband run his business. My writing is more important to me than ever before, so I usually write daily. I don’t set word or page counts. I often go for long sprints when things flow well. When they don’t I make myself write at least a page or two. 

If you could give the younger version of yourself advice what would it be? 

Ouch! Here’s what I’d say to a younger me. “Don’t throw in the towel on your writing career when you move to Europe, or it will be fifteen years before you get back to it and the market will be a much more competitive place. Keep writing no matter where you are.” Timing really matters and can make a huge difference.

 (Anne) Great advice, Gemma. 

What do you do when you’re not writing?

Cooking, travel, reading, astrology, tarot, runes, collecting crystals, going to lunch with friends, coffee, chocolate… it’s a pretty endless list! I also eavesdrop – not deliberately – and create plots in my head from snippets I’ve overheard.

(Anne) LOL.  I took  class a year or so ago, and one of the assignments was to eavesdrop on a conversation, write part of it down, and then that became our inspiration for a short story.  I thought it was a fabulous way to get ideas rolling around!

If you could be any character in any one of your stories or somebody else’s – who would it be and why?

I only have a few books on the market right now, but I think I’d like to be the Celtic witch Oonagh, in The Amulet… I love the intensity of magic she controls, but in the end she is betrayed. I would do things a bit differently than she did. The Amulet is the prequel to the Sheikhs of the Golden Triangle series. Oonagh’s actions and choices influence the desert kingdoms for generations to come. I love intrigue!

What’s next for you in terms of writing?

The next sheikh novella, The Sheikh’s Crowning, will be released in June. Also, The Bridal Gift is the first story in the MacFarland series, and will be released in May or June. Last but not least, To Kiss A Mermaid comes out in July. This is the second story in the To Kiss series. The first novella, To Kiss a Leprechaun, launched recently. I like to have three projects going at a time.

Tell us a bit about your current release.  What inspired it? Did you know what it would be about when you wrote the first book in the series?

The most recent release is To Kiss A Leprechaun, and the concept came out of the blue right around St. Patrick’s Day. It was inspired by the fact that leprechauns, fairies and Irish magic, including pots of gold and shamrocks are all part of the St. Patrick’s Day phenomena. I suddenly wondered how St. Patrick feels about it all, since his goal was to drive the magic out of Ireland. To Kiss A Leprechaun is a light romance for all ages and audiences, just a bit of fun. I think of it as a blend of Beauty and the Beast meets Sleeping Beauty.

(Anne) What a wonderful idea!

What is your favorite part of this particular story, and why? (Hopefully you can tell us without giving anything away J )

The thought that the curse might not be broken! As I said earlier, timing is everything!

Thank you, Gemma, for talking with me today.  I’m certainly glad you didn’t give up on your writing career, and it sounds like you have lots planned for readers over the coming months! 

And now, a peek at To Kiss a Leprechaun

  To Kiss a Leprechaun Fantasy, Young Adult, Romance

To Kiss a Leprechaun - Blog PostBlurb: 

To Kiss A Leprechaun is a “sweet fantasy romance” since the hottest event is kissing and a curse word or two. A read for most ages (12+). Think “Beauty & The Beast meets Sleeping Beauty”…

Lorcan the leprechaun prince has been under an ugly spell for centuries. Every year, he gets to choose a village girl to kiss, and it brings prosperity and well being to the village. This year Aine Byrne is the lucky one – not!
Aine freaks out and tries to find a way out. She has a crush on another guy, and he’s downright ugly… but her village is counting on her.

The secret reason for the annual kissing ritual is so Lorcan can search for his soul mate. Only her kiss can break the curse. What are the chances he’ll find his true love when she must have a blend of human, fairy and mermaid blood pulsing in her veins? Worse yet, somebody wants to make sure he doesn’t find her.

This story is an adventure filled with fantasy, shapeshifting, witches, wizards and all sorts of magic. It’s a fun, lighthearted read for all ages.

(22,300 words – short novel length)

Excerpt:

Chapter One:

“You must be joking. There’s no way I’ll ever kiss that hideous excuse for a man.”

Aine’s eyes bulged as she stared with morbid fascination through the white lace kitchen curtains at the creature. His gnome-like features were rugged and exaggerated, his back was slightly hunched. His head was too large for his short, misshapen body.

“But En—yah…” her mother dragged her name out for extra emphasis.

Turning, she focused a withering stare on her mother. “Never!”

The ugly monster-man stood talking to their neighbor, just beyond the white picket fence. He was much too close for comfort, with only the small front garden between him and her cottage.

Sheer terror rose up in her throat at the thought of him approaching and knocking on their door. He had no right to intrude into her world. He was only entitled to one minute of her time on the spring equinox, and not a second more.

Her life was doomed because he’d chosen her. Of the zillions of minutes that lay before her, that one short minute would seal her fate. She’d have to kiss him in public, for all the village folk and television cameras of the world to see. No decent man would want her after that, knowing her lips had…

She felt safe watching him from behind the kitchen curtain, until he threw his head back and laughed at something her neighbor said. Turning, his sharp gaze pierced the veil of her hiding place, burnt through the cloth and captured her eyes. His expression told her he’d known all along that she stood there, watching him.

She jerked back as though his stare had seared her skin and invaded her soul. I hope you can read my thoughts too! Then you’ll know how repulsed I am at the thought of kissing you.

Turning, she stomped off toward the back of the house, hands on her hips.

“Come back here right now, young lady, and don’t be so unreasonable.” Her mother’s voice rose as she dropped the baking pan of blueberry muffins onto the kitchen table and followed her daughter through their small home.

You’re unreasonable, Ma. If he comes to the door you’d better step outside. For, if you let him in you’ll be disgraced by my conduct. I’ll not play your game.”

“T’is no game, girl, nor is it about you.” The older woman spluttered, her cheeks transforming to a shade of brick red. “You’ve heard tell of this tradition since you were knee-high to a grasshopper. You’re the lucky girl he’s chosen this year. You kiss the fairy man for the good of us all. It’ll ensure peace with the elementals, and prosperity for our village.”

Aine spun around to confront her mother. “How dare you expect me to kiss a monster with a face like a toad. He’s grotesque, Ma. If this happened on one of your favorite reality TV shows, you’d say so yourself.”

Mrs. Byrne stood eye to eye with her daughter, and put her worn chapped hands on the girl’s thin shoulders. “Aye, but it’s no TV show. This is our reality, how things have been done in Glen Kisswish Village for as long as anyone can remember.”

“Let someone else have the honor.” Aine retorted as she scrunched her copper hair behind her ears and looked sideways to avoid her mother’s probing silver eyes. “What about Lizzie O’Toole? She’s hot stuff. Let her go kiss him.”

“You know the ancient custom.” Mrs. Byrne’s words were laced with tense patience. “Lorcan has his choice of eighteen year old village girls every year. The one he chooses must kiss him on the spring equinox. Nobody has ever refused, because to do so would be to invite great misfortune down upon us all.”

“What wretched fate is mine that he had to choose me?” Aine threw herself onto the sofa and stared into the empty fireplace. Winter was long gone so there was no fire burning in the grate.

“I don’t understand you, girl. This is an honor. It’s just a kiss, nothing more. One fleeting moment of your life. See it as a contribution to your village. Don’t tell me I’ve raised a selfish, spoilt brat.”

“An honor, indeed.” Aine knew her cheeks must be bright red, they burned so fiercely. Her eyes were moist with fury. “It’s time we move into the twenty-first century in this corner of Ireland instead of fearing old wives tales and performing superstitious archaic rituals.”

“Hear me well, girl. If your father were alive, he’d sort you out in no time, but he’s not. So, it falls on my shoulders,” Mrs. Byrne pounded her chest for emphasis, “to remind you not to disgrace the Byrne name.” Gasping for breath, the older woman sank down onto a chair. “Lorcan O’Shaughnessy is a prince in his own right, and a hybrid of the fairy folk and the merfolk. We’ve lived in harmony with them all for a very long time. He’s the last of his line, so this old custom will soon die out as it is.”

“Not soon enough,” Aine sobbed as she jumped up and ran from the room. Her large gray Irish wolfhound, Shags, watched her go with a worried face.

Mrs. Byrne heard Aine’s bedroom door slam shut. She shook her head, stood on her weary legs, and went to her crystal cabinet to pour a splash of whiskey into a fancy glass. Staring at the golden liquid as it slurped around, she raised her glass and toasted Aine’s father.

“Here’s to you, Jack Byrne,” she muttered. “Try to put some sense into your daughter’s head before she disgraces us all. She’s every bit as stubborn as you.” Tilting the glass to her lips, she downed its contents in one slug. A trail of fire burned its way down to her gut and emboldened her tongue. “Don’t make me revert to me old ways,” she warned him. “If I must, I’ll brew a potion to enchant her. I’ll have no leprechaun mischief around here.”

Aine Byrne would do her mother’s bidding. There was no way Mrs. Byrne intended to live the rest of her life with egg on her face in a village the size of Glen Kisswish.

She agreed with Aine on one point. Lorcan O’Shaugnessey was frightfully ugly.

She’d brush up on her old potion recipes, just in case.

© 2013 To Kiss a Leprechaun excerpt Gemma Juliana, All Rights Reserved

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Gemma has tried many careers on her path to writing, like working for an oil company, teaching, making jewelry, selling diet products, bookkeeping, reading tarot cards, casting astrology charts, and working on a cruise ship, just to name a few.

She always has a story “under construction” and at one time had about fifteen stories going. Recently she finished a few and now gets a thrill from writing ‘The End’ on a manuscript.

Gemma looks for a plot in everything, and some of her ideas come from very unusual sources. An overheard snippet of conversation, a real life newspaper story that can be tweaked in a different direction, or even the experiences of her friends. Yes, they know! Life presents lots of great stories, and there’s a golden nugget in almost everything, with the right dose of imagination.

Her favorite occupation is presenting her characters with torturous choices, putting their backs against the wall, and then helping them find a way out. She loves happily-ever-after endings and believes there is healing in every story that provides one. She has plans to write many books in various genres, for adults and children.

She currently lives in a cozy cottage in Texas with her own unique alpha hero, and a very clever curly-tailed dog.

Gemma is an avid reader. She loves hearing from her readers, and appreciates any suggestions and recommendations you’d like to share. Her greatest reward is hearing that you enjoy the adventures she crafts.

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